G.. you know, when we call you 'skinny minny' we are not trying to be mean, right?
And you are more handsome than anyone in the whole world... you know that right?
And when dad talks about 'bulking' you up, it has nothing to do with how absolutely beautiful you are, right?
Then is it ingrained in boys or something that you felt the need to 'pack your pants'?
Seriously, 5 pairs is just overdoing it baby...