G.. baby.. your lunch is on the table.
G, look, D is eating lunch... why don't you come eat.
G, son, if you don't get in here and eat, I will throw it away and you won't get any lunch
G! SON! GET in here and EAT!
G *middle name* NOW SON! LUNCH!
G *full out middle and last name callin'* IF you don't get off that couch and...
The kid can pass out anywhere.
